How To Use Fuck In A Sentence
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Git yo 'motherfuckin' ass some help before somebody beats you down like a bad dawg.
Unclebob Diary Entry
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If that motherfucker touches my car again, I'll break his fingers!
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Recruit rich white republicunts (carpetbaggers) to swoop in and scoop-up "devalued" (seized from still-exiled owners) properties and change the entire complexion (race, income, politics, everyfuckingthing) of the ENTIRE GREATER NEW ORLEANS AREA.
Your Right Hand Thief
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They was pissing me off and I started to take out a titty and charge these motherfuckas for the peep show.
Real wifeys
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This is God-fucking wondrous awful, Thomas Blanky had time to think as the entire ton or ton and a half of ice-encrusted manrope and human being began being pulled upward as easily and surely as if a fisherman were hauling up his net after a casting.
The Terror
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I just didn't understand that the ricochet is the second part you can't hide what you intend, it glows in the dark once you start the path of revenge there's no way to stop the more I try to hurt you the more it hurts me strange, it seems like a character mutation though I have all the means of bringing you fuckers down
Killing the Buddha
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Drop it in my face, because I am not obligated to talk to you so don't expect me to start a conversation with you fucking dumbass.
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To further clarify: I used my flame-thrower to repel representative Jason Chaffetz when I ran into him at the local Orem, UT Rudfuckers.
Stuff We Did This Weekend
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He rued that they were hijacking his Utopian concepts to unleash "a free-for-all fucking epidemic".
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Before the night was over he was going to beat the shit out of that no-good, fucking drunk.
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Fucking rummy is beyond belief, the sooner he dies the better for the world and the better for the ruination of hell.
Think Progress » Rumsfeld: War Critics Being Manipulated By Zarqawi and Bin Laden’s ‘Media Committees’
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Ook! is bijective with BrainFuck, and thus, Turing-complete.
Softpedia - Windows - All
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I guess words are a motherfucker, they can be great.
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I bet you guys got fuckin orgies while watching this film.
Kevin's Review: The Dark Knight - The Dark Has Never Been So Bright « FirstShowing.net
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Faith in a black, Democratic president to be marginally better than a fascist fuckwit is not the same thing as faith in YHWH, Jesus Christ or Allah, but what they share makes for a good base line.
On Faith
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This is what we call a lose / lose situation, because the cops will either have no sense of humor and arrest you for public intoxication, or they will try to fuck with you and snicker amongst themselves while telling you to give it your best shot.
Pointlessbanter.net
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Get off your ass and your pee pee and fuck off to your own flat!
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I'm fucking sick of this fucking rain!
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Today, my hair completely stopped listening to reason and morphed into some kind of fucked-up Conan O'Brien hairpiece.
Archive 2009-04-26
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“Fuck those cockies,” she says, steadying to snap the g-string into place.
Raincoat
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I know your fucking game, ese.
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It's not even scream scream scream, just blah blah blah, the trucker is God on meth and where the fuck are the police.
Shitty sci-fi* movie roundup: bash it up, bash it up, bash it up
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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!! fastlane: Dr Lakshmanan Sathyavagiswaran dafuck: the only explenation could be a time warp in the middle of detroit .. bobacus: According to Curve magazine, Lesbian visitors will find a Detroit that's shifted into the 21st century. wolfer: only his body, his soul lives on, I heard it coming from a Escalade in the wal-mart parking lot last night dafuck: Micheal Jackson is dead? wotak: for best results, remove your nose to get the correct weight distribution wolfer: Im gonna practice and bring back the moon walk
LinkSwarm.com
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I find if you fuck a man as soon as he walks in through the door, then you avoid this kind of hideously awkward exchange.
The Date The Earth Stood Still
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Bitch-slapping the new Intel Chair is something I put in the fuckup category.
Not Enjoyin It | ATTACKERMAN
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Would I put our thing in jeopardy for some two - bit fucking meth lab?
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My favorite pick-up lines, for sheer humor value: "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?
Pajiba
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Fuck the squeegee men, fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis, dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job !
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***** - erection brotherfucker - homosexual bullshit - poop bumblefuck - homosexual
Yahoo! Answers: Latest Questions
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What the fucking troubles you piss on me?
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See, the neat thing about stories, I think, especially fantasy stories where the archetypal aspect of the characters and the actions partake of the mythic, is that the rules of drama can fuck over any allegory.
Thoughts on Narnia
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Given that Interzone took its name from Burroughs's city, I think its fair to say that while "Jingling Geordie's Hole" lies, as I recall, at the extreme end of its output at that time, a certain "fucked-up" aesthetic was at play in those early days of the magazine, before Cyberpunk, before the New Space Opera, before the New Weird, or Mundane-SF, or even Infernokrusher.
Why Do I Infernokrush?
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Fuckhead, calling someone a dimwitted fossil is an insult, you ignorant pustule.
Matthew Yglesias » A Telling Slip on Detainees
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Do you want sausage ou fucking peperoni?
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The media around the world keep missing is the fucking CIA said it WASN'T "bandito".
ZGeek
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He's also over 30 and hermaphroditic which is so fucking rare I feel the need to mention it.
Naked Intent: What Lies Beneath
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I thought a Fuck Nut was some type of chain tensioner made by Surly.
Mallrats: Where Trends Go To Die
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The only puns I know in Korean revolve around the fact that they use the same word for “pepper” and “penis,” for “spicy” and “erect,” and for “eat” and “fuck.”
The Nervous Breakdown
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And thank heavens they used "fornicate" in lieu of "fuck" in the above missive; otherwise, one might have considered this a bit off-color.
SFist
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But if she is deemed conventionally attractive / pretty / thin / "fuckable" or whatever the hell else ever … well, goddamn it, the bitch better be humble about it, if not outright apologize.
Renegade Evolution
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Miss Morgensen hesitated, then wrote the word motherfucker onto the dusty surface of the chandlery window with the tip of her finger.
Let The Dead Lie
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The part that got everyone else in the room to stop whatever they were doing and watch was the part when a snake ate a motherfuckin 'deer.
Archive 2009-06-28
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When Norman Mailer wrote his first novel, The Naked and the Dead, he used a euphemism -- "fug" -- for fuck.
Paul Krassner: Remembering Norman Mailer
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What the fucking hell did he care about his job or so - called rules of behaviour?
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You'll fuck up the motor if you're not careful.
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This is why I really despise the fuckers - what's left of the GOP - they are down to the wormiest, sleeziest, stupidest people who were ever in the GOP.
McCain Surrogate Condemning Attacks On His Military Record Was In Swift Boat Vet Ads Against Kerry
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See, Phil Sheridan had a really effective way to deal with the unrepentant slavocrat fucks in the South:
Matthew Yglesias » Endgame
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She accused her husband of fucking around and retained me to prove it.
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It became chic to dress in black leather, gold hoop earrings, a vampish hand of black eyeliner, to pose with one hand on hip, the other against a graffiti-raped wall, that incredibly over-dramatic smirk that said Am I fuckable or what?
Cat People #9: Tales of Manhattan
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His voice doesn't even inflect this, I'd swear he was dead if he wasn't about 30 seconds away from fucking.
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I think the ratio of dumb fucking student displaying true features of mongolism clearly outweighs the number of incompetent professors.
The great education debate
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He's fucked off somewhere and left me to do all the work.
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This damn company keeps fucking me around.
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Ultimately, this has made me a nicer, kinder, more tolerant person ... except to the dumbfucks but they all deserve to be autoclaved by accident.
Personal evolution
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Still, for the past three years I have been an academic fuckoff.
Evolver Diary Entry
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I am a thick lesbian so I know how it roles with fucken those pure asses with some cold hard dick!
Chris Brown Denies Leaking Nude Photos Of Rihanna
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But I saw the other thing which was fuckin awesome. uillean pipes kick ass. paragraph cohesion is for pussies.
Tabe620 Diary Entry
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All ya'll is fuckin wack he was one of the greatest rappers alive ya'll better respect him cuz without him hip-hop wouldn't even have exsisted so step brandon guerilla black shoulda played biggie and the cast does look pretty weak
Notorious Movie Trailer | /Film
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Payaso - Clown· Desgraciado - Unlucky (means "son of a bitch") · calientapollas - cockteaser· me cago en la hostia - Fucking Damn it!
RO.RSS
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Objects started morphing into other objects, inanimate ornaments and utensils came to life, and an out-of-body experience turned into a going-out-of-my-mind fuckup.
Fallin’ Up
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… resounding silence …. same old crap, first from film makers who want us to believe that a female in heels is a good idea as token fuck-pot./superhero. and then from the spewdo-intellectual wankers who cover the bullshit with their ersatz gravitas.
The Moral Exemplars of Watchmen | Heretical Ideas Magazine
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I can see how that would be exciting for WF and other lefty sites that are barely able to rub two thoughts together without squeezing out a lot of "shits," "fucks" and
Jules Crittenden
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For example, say you have a thing for titty fucking scenes in porn. And let's say as you're watching, you're masturbating in a fast, intense manner.
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I think he's a "wakeful" baby, whatever the fuck that means.
The Science Of Sleep
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i dont understand what's so facinating about being topless? clothes bring modesty and respect in the eyes of others, otherwise there's not difference between you and animals? and when some man tries to take advantage of them, they start whining about their womanhood. you white people are just like pigs, animals roam around naked, have sex with anyone you want, you don't eve bother to ask their names as long as they are "fuckable".
Support Topless Women
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Let me go, you fucking arsehole!
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In this case, cupfuls of frontal lobe, corpus callosum and snowflake-unique collections of synapses that led Miss Mullens to curse out loud with words like “poot” and “jiminy” and yet have internal dialogue like a motherfucking stevedore, as I was to find out to my displeasure when her consciousness exploded into mine as I was lying in the attic, replete, about four hours later.
Blood Lite II: Overbite
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I know fucking well you're lying to me.
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November 7th, 2009 at 4: 13 pm fuckin marching band
Between the Lions: Cliff Hanger & the Marching Band « General Literacy « Videos « Literacy News
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Notice the FucksNews fellator didn't interrupt to correct.
Why conservatives shouldn't do math.
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He had some fucking snub - nose thing.
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The pepperoni are the bright red bits. horsemuth: "Fuck Pepe's
MetaFilter Projects
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I want basketball players to stop angrily screaming "muthafucka" and looking like they could kill someone whenever they block a shot or dunk the ball (are you listening, Kevin Garnett et al?).
Andy Ostroy: Cavs' Gilbert Was Right to Blast James. In Fact, He Didn't Go Far Enough
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Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics.
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In the rain, through the mist, the hunched shadow yelled out, “Am I still fuckable?”
Cat People #9: Tales of Manhattan
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Rekha complained like crazy, she gave him hell, she bawled him out and cursed him for a useless lafanga and haramzada and salah and even, in extremis, for being guilty of the impossible feat of fucking the sister he did not have.
The Satanic Verses
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February 11, 2009 at 2:46 pm not bad, not bad…not digging the green face, but its only concept art…give me the fuckin dinobts bay…all these other robots are ok, but all i want is grimlock eating at least one robot on the big screen….u say everything u do is awesome, but whats more awesome than a robot t-rex….a robot t-rex that can transform into a sword wielding manbot thats what
Devastator Concept Art Hits the Net! | The Movie Blog
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If AIG employees aren't happy with the idea of forgoing massive bonuses, well then good fuckin 'luck trying to find another job.
Nashville for the 21st Century
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Why am I here ? To pay a fucking parking ticket.
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Since Josephine is part of a twinset, and I was single for awhile I always always second guessed myself about her … as in, what the fuck am I not doing right here?
Survivor: Child Island | Her Bad Mother
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I agree with this eleventeen fucktillion bajillion percent!
Maximizing graduate opportunities
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OK, I exaggerate, but my mate down there was under the weather, so it didn't seem terribly good form to inflict my jetlagged, mindfucked blethering on him.
Archive 2010-06-01
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What I can't believe is how I'm pretty sure I just officially bought this fucken car that I was only test-driving because now it smells like a bathroom stall in a college bar.
Getting Sideways On Douglas
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All this said, I fucking love beating the shit out of everyone in Zeno Clash.
The Kills
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Somethin 'like' ya fuckin 'whitlow Tommae - WHITLOW!'.
FallNews
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I am not doing anything that I should not be doing
so what is the big fucking deal?
Goldenboy Diary Entry
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SCUM will become members of the unwork force, the fuck-up force; they will get jobs of various kinds an unwork.
The S.C.U.M. Manifesto
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Her parents' divorce really fucked her up.
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You're the guy who flushed his whole fucking bankroll on one hand, Mike.
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When & if these fucking thieving war-criminal profiteers swing for their crimes against humanity, I want Bernhard right up there with 'em, and every motherfucker from the board of Halliburton, Shell, British Petroleum & ExxonMobil.
Your Right Hand Thief
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Great writerly in-jokes, (onionskin paper, for one), and a hearty fuck-you to those who dare to carp about what they can never grasp, it supersedes genre toys to achieve world-class architecture even while maintaining the clearest voice I've seen since Hemingway, Vonnegut, or Harper Lee.
"Grow till tall. They all, in the end, will fall."
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Just fuck off and leave me alone!
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I prefer the term necrotic pustular basket of cowards, cheats, thieves, swindlers, con-artists, fuckwits lying bastards, child abusers and war criminals.
WordPress.com News
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Mr. Farid, the fake Zoroastrian and anti-semitic goat fucker is cordially invited to take his comments and shove them up his ass. viagra Says:
Matthew Yglesias » Steven Walt Blogs
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They get half the product right (iTunes handles podcasts perfectly) and fuck the other half up (iPods covered in scratches and with batteries dying after a few short months).
Scripting News for 2/10/2007 « Scripting News Annex
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Crispin is fucking off and I mean off as in he lives in his own head.
Crispin Glover in Burton’s Alice in Wonderland | /Film
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I feel kind of slighted that you said “Fuck you, Arthur,” while the best you can do for me is “fetch your own bone, fido.”
The Volokh Conspiracy » Andrew McCarthy Sticks to His Guns (And He May Be Pointing Them at You Next)
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With Goyer writing, this movie is fucked from the get-go.
David Goyer Hired to Write WB’s Next Superman Film, The Man of Steel | /Film
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This bloody company keeps fucking me about.
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How these issues arise in one painting is up for debate and is indicative of the show's title, "Clusterfubar," an acronym fubar stands for "fucked up beyond all recognition" used to characterize the current socio-political environment.
ArtScene: December Shows to Catch Before They Close
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They often say some variation, polite or not of "fuckin'-A!
"your retarded cousin"
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I cant believe my man hov gave it 2 her. and speaking of jigga where does he get an std from if beyonce is the only cookie in his pot? this is too fucked up.
Chris Brown Will Pay Rihanna Up To $10 Million In Event Of Future Assault
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SCUM will keep on destroying, looting, fucking-up and killing until the money-work system no longer exists and automation is completely instituted or until enough women co-operate with SCUM to make violence unnecessary to achieve these goals, that is, until enough women either unwork or quit work, start looting, leave men and refuse to obey all laws inappropriate to a truly civilized society.
The S.C.U.M. Manifesto
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But it wasn't where everybody's naked and fucking one another all over the place.
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Ali Hirsi is very pretty as you are; what a difference in character; no "fuckhead" smart ass talk as coming from you as a substitute thinking.
AlterNet.org Main RSS Feed
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Fuck you, damn Japanese Militarism! The fucking Japanese Militarism is the real terrorism!
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Stop fucking around and give me a hand.
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On May 10th 2009, hahahahah wrote: you all are stupid rihanna is very hot i will be happy when i fuck rihanna rihanna fuck with meeeee
Chris Brown Denies Leaking Nude Photos Of Rihanna
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Before the night was over he was going to beat the shit out of that no-good, fucking drunk.
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If Sarkozy were a character in a movie rather than president of France, a conscientious sub-titler would have rendered his utterance as "Fuck off then, pathetic loser.
Lisa Nesselson: France for Nonmajors: Things You May Want to Know about Marion Cotillard, Nicholas Sarkozy and French Media
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You're just a fucking loony and you should be locked up.
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I think the best thing you can do in the face of terrorists or terrorist-wannabes is just to say, “Hey, fuckoff.”
The Volokh Conspiracy » Faisal Shahzad Allegedly Admits to Attempted Times Square Bombing
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Fucked her on the fore deck of Dennis's, 60 year old Brit rager, yacht.
Princeton Alums Hold Contest To See Who Can Have Sex With The Most Women
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We party, but we're not hardcore - we're not the fucking Towers Of London!
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Are you fucking a florist behind my back?
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I'll just throw in a wide abundance of "shits" and "fucks" and it'll be just like a normal diary entry.
Unclebob Diary Entry
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After a contest of strenght between the hooked subject and myself, me being the victor, a deckhand "gaffed" the monstrosity on my line (aka: fucking hooked it with a long poll) and hauled it aboard.
Ronin622 Diary Entry
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It may be different from calling the topic at hand a "fuckhead" but it's arguable which is the better form of engagement.
TPM Track Composite: Presidential Race Could Be Tightening
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I'm fucking for God! maybe Dr. King is the scourge of GOD.
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What a fucking train wreak piece of dog shit that was.
KNIVES OUT! FILMDRUNK’S TOP TEN OF ‘07
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We go through all this fucking trouble and somebody's robbing us?
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He gave me his number im scared to ring him though
even though he was so fucken great in bed
fuck
its his home number so im even more scared to ring him
Anasthesia Diary Entry
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Plus it brings Jack in as a POV character which completely fucks with his slow emergence from spearcarrier to hero.
Notes From The Geek Show
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The exam was a disaster - I really fucked up.
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At the point where people realised that psychoactivity was making as many brain-fried fuck-ups as boddhisatvas, the dream started to crumble from within.
More Aesthetics
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As the exuberant Ford encores with the roistering folk-punk of Nothing at All and his acerbic signature tune, Cheer Up (You Miserable Fuck), it's clear that he is an artist deserving of a far wider audience.
David Ford
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Dr. Scents, you are an impressively ignorant piece of absence, but I will indulge you just to demonstrate again what a fuckhead you are — you asked what I presume you intended to be a rhetorical question, and followed it with: Similarly (and, I admit, anecdotally), in the school I attended, very few went on to college.
Matthew Yglesias » Wonks and Teachers
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They need to get the director of that one Weezer video to make the perfect movie for all of you daft addle-pated fuck-bubbles.
Nu Image Meeting With Slew of Directors For Conan Reboot, Including Brett Ratner | /Film
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Thomas Jane being gone is a big loss, as I find movies with sequels that don't have the same actors are way to fuckin 'jarring for my taste.
Punisher: War Zone Finally Gets an Official Teaser Poster « FirstShowing.net
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No, No, fuck you, Montgomery Brogan, You had it all, and you threw it away, you dumb fuck!
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- Song 2 – My Chemical Romance: They covered this classic 90’s song by Blur [aka the woohoo! song] during a concert and it is purely fuckable.
Sierrazen Diary Entry
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BONUS TRACK: VS gets all pearl clutchy about Joe Biden getting miffed with really fucking stupid media people.
Archive 2008-10-01
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Don't you be so fucking formal with me.
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No matter what he did or what kind of fuckup he became after.
The Concrete Blonde
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When a college friend's boyfriend of 4 years dumped her sr. year he was henceforth dubbed fuckhead!
One Bright Star (1B*) Reignited
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I must admit it's not quite the full-on headfuck I'd hoped for, but it does make very splendid listening, especially as I now live on the seafront not too far from DMT and regularly have gigantic waves crashing outside my window.
Don Bradshaw-Leather
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Being the broke spics we were, we just lined up a tarp, put dish soap on it and slid on that mother fucker.
GRR, GIANT CROCODILES!
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It will eventually allow them them to backtrack to get stuff like "celeb" off Obama by pointing out that McCain has been a starfucker for years.
Obama Campaign: McCain "Would Rather Lose His Integrity Than Lose An Election"
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Remember when that guy hit me with a pool cue and I fucked my neck up?
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January 25th, 2008 at 2: 44 pm jokerswild says: it is like a fuckin mung-fest over there today. if it’s not heath ledger’s corpse it’s britney’s. whadayamean she’s not dead? are you sure?
USA VS. NEW ZEALAND IN ‘WHO’S STUPIDER’
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I don't give the shit if the saleslady is a panhandler in Bumfuck, Egypt right now ...
Unclebob Diary Entry
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What a fucking ironically but even more pathetically conclusion I said to myself.
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Labyrinth while nearing incapacitated stoned is a real trip and Jennifer Connely is fucking * hot*
Top 10 Movies to Watch Stoned/High » Scene-Stealers
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What else, in your fucking hands!
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In two starts, this seventh-rounder from UCLA has recorded ten tackles, three INTs, one fumble recover, three special teams tackles and three passes defended (they called it "defensed" but that ain't fucking English, chumps).
I Dislike Your Favorite Team
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Fuck “mudcat” saunders and his fake conrpone populism.
Matthew Yglesias » Pro-Slavery
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If she can't lend me the money, I'm fucked.
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Razzafrazzinschickenfricken fuckin bolshie fuckin prima donna characters!
Archive 2006-05-01
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Don't fuck me around, OK?
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Pauly: and yet the fat fuck who played the fat fuck bouncer is still alive … is there no justice??
F YOU, CANCER – THIS ONE’S FOR DALTON
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Oh, fuck! I've lost my keys.
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This was awkward and annoying, especially since we used a combination of Roma and grape tomatoes and grape tomatoes are tiny, no point in coring those little fuckers.
Chicken parmesan. « Love | Peace | Ohana
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The fucking idiot cocking it right up was yours truly of course.
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P.S. When I hear the word unbeknownst, all I think about is Jeff Conway and Daniel Baldwin's confrontation where Daniel said "unbeknownst to Jeff ...." and Jeff just kept screaming "no I fucking did not, take it back".
Radioactive girl
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A nation addicted to fucking while avoiding the results of that fucking, with latex interference, early term abortion, anything to add to selfishness and serving the Almighty ME-ISM of the incredibly autotheistic female/male ID worshipping, slovenly, porcine icon.
The Stealing Of AmericaThrough Sadism, Cowardice and Bullying
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He turns away from the monitor to look at me in disbelief. "Fucking horseshit.
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When's Alick going to stop fucking off and do some work?
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The Classical" and ended with the cacophonous valedictory bombardment of "And This Day", a two-drumkit headfuck not unlike The Velvet Underground's "Sister Ray" played by The Glitter Band, which Smith edited randonly down to 10 minutes from around 25.
FallNews - Hey Peasants!
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KICKASS!! oh yeah, me and Rocio got this really cute tank top that has a litle star with the word fucker proceding it (get it ... ehh) and on the back right below the neck it says "I'm one of the chosen ones" and the it has the cute little NIN logo under that!
La-pendeja Diary Entry
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Fucking disgraceful shitface, yesterday was Memorial Day.
Obama Says No To Baghdad Stroll With McCain
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Ex falso sequitur quodlibet, from a false hypothesis anything can follow, likewise sums up your own m.o. all too well and all too frequently; whether subtly or more overtly and more arrogantly still; distorting what others say, then adding the pointed barb and the tacit, the barely unspoken “fuck-off”.
The Volokh Conspiracy » Our Own Randy Barnett Talks to Prof. Glenn Reynolds (InstaPundit) About Whether ObamaCare Is Constitutional
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By one of those strange coincidences, however, that drive comic novels, Gutman finds himself accidentally dispatching one of his tormentors, a horribly over-confident and over-articulate graduate student by the name of Dirck van Camper, and subsequently presents an essay of van Camper's, entitled "Total Mindfuck: A Study in Ethics and Embodiment," as his own.
Posthegemony
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I was sitting here with my 7 year old daughter when the first "muthafucka" rang out loud and true.
Reddit.com: what's new online!
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Critical theory makes continuity and meaning suspect, but you have trouble interpreting these polite letters as implying anything savefuck you very much andup yours truly.
Counting Up, Counting Down
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It's called the fuckin bell curve people, my sweet jesus.
15 Annoying Things Most Girlfriends Do (That You Have to Put Up With) | Manolith
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We keep hearing how Obama is abso fuckin invincible against McCain so why the calls for HRC to withdraw?
Obama Campaign: Hillary Has Virtually No Chance Of Catching Us Now
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My mother said, "I watched a fascinating show on the influx of nutria and armadillos down in Louisiana, which made me think of your fucking father, which made me think of you.
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If that motherfucker touches my car again, I'll break his fingers!
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OK, so it's the Scottish segment which doesn't actually have Paxman, but it's still the fuckin Beeb!
Life is Sweeeeeeet, dude...
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Poor Byron. What terrible fuckin'luck. Imagine inheriting thirty five thousand dollars.
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You should mind your own fucking business, " Basia yelled.
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Remember that movie The Last Starfucker where the aliens found this girl playing second life who was a great starfucker so they took her to outer space so she could starfuck to save the universe in REAL LIFE!
OMG, IT’S ALMOST LIKE YOU’RE THERE!
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Notice how the guy in the blazer keeps doing those irritating little tailwhip skids, which is the fixed-gear cycling equivalent of a "doucheclamation point," or of saying the word "fuckin'" too much when you're telling a story:
Living in a World of Fools: How Deep is your Ride
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There's also a clause in that contract for at least one "muthafucka" per movie right?
Pajiba
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Try'cid and get fucked up worse than my life is ? ( huh ? ).
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The families have been intermarried from the Year Dot, fucking and fighting for centuries, coming together at weddings and funerals only to split and feud over insignificant insults, slight differences of opinion blown up out of all proportion.
Archive 2005-12-01
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WHAT REALLY HAPPENED
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Stop fucking around and come and give me a hand.
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And it's driving me out of my fucking mind!
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I dreaded telling Julio because it would just confirm that, yeah, I really was the fuckup he always thought I was; a kid having a kid, with no money, no job, nothing.
Fallin’ Up
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In this case, cupfuls of frontal lobe, corpus callosum and snowflake-unique collections of synapses that led Miss Mullens to curse out loud with words like “poot” and “jiminy” and yet have internal dialogue like a motherfucking stevedore, as I was to find out to my displeasure when her consciousness exploded into mine as I was lying in the attic, replete, about four hours later.
Blood Lite II: Overbite
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Killer has been holding back such marvelous fuckery from her possie….
Regretsy – Goldstinker
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The dress says "Fuck off I don't sell E's" (I'll tell her when I see her that Es is not a possessive and does not require an apostrophe, but I was off duty at the time).
Archive 2007-04-01
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Ye make a fucken religion out of your wretched dripstone!
Morgan’s Run
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The ONLY reason a 'film and culture' writer like Kim Morgan would be 'ranting and raving' at all about anything related to this case is because Roman Polanski is a famous person and Kim Morgan is a starfucker.
Kim Morgan: Rage, Repulsion, Response, Roman
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In other related developments, numerous members of the Blogging Tories will knee-jerkingly praise the Harper government for "supporting our troops," while Sandy Crux will add this latest clusterfuck to her growing list of "Harper Government Accomplishments," then promptly move that list to another URL, confusing the crap out of people who are trying to keep up.
Yes, they really ARE that retarded.
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I have no time for fucking around.
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It just makes you an evil fuckhead. novakant Says:
Matthew Yglesias » The Low Bar
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[[GLAD MIDSOMMAR!]] thursday: salt&vinegar crisps & lemon-tinged water rolled up in a stale headache-tortilla. smothered in non-profit-job-responsibility sauce with a hint of reluctant obedience. pre-stonewall gay documentaries as garnish. friday: [[proposed menu:]] a ramequin filled with moral-backslide. [to partake of the drink thursday's vow prohibits.] [[p.s. my lungs absofuckinglutely hate me.]] comments??
Pojken Diary Entry
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I write a bloomin 'videogame blog that aims to elevate the medium above the general level of “Hey, fuck you, my mum is a classy lady” Xbox live discourse which, I occasionally suspect, may be a noble yet Sisyphean effort.
Archive 2008-12-01
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What the fucking hell are you staring at?
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Tracy and I walked the halls, and fucked and ate and sightsaw, and one day wound up in a great dark cavern of the winds, in which were suspended ten thousand interstellar warships, bristling with missile launchers and turrets and ray projectors.
Asimov's Science Fiction
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Small dick or not, that motherfucker is getting plenty of action.
‘I AM LEGEND’ ALTERNATIVE ENDING
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Who's been fucking about with these papers? They're all out of order!
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He is a thanatophobic fucktard with a persecution complex and possibly a napoleon complex.
Pharyngula
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Now, not some little inch longer sucker but the kind they call palmetto bugs down south – the big three to four inch longs fuckers.
Here, Have an Open Thread. « Whatever
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Hes the biggest slabber we have ever had at Old Trafford, go fuck ureself carla ya little fanny
Soccer Blogs - latest posts
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I only realized the enormity of my fuckup when I walked out back with a soda and saw smoke on the other side of the garage window.
Fallin’ Up
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Stop fucking around and come and help.
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Morgan is just an ordinary fuckwit with a hard-on for making the lives of public servants harder.
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