How To Use Keister In A Sentence
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We're using a traditional sedentary medium, the Internet, to get you off your keister to participate.
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Unfortunately, the company decided that after the Christmas rush, there was no need for all the extra people they took on, so your old pal Jean was out on her keister!
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Fine, get off your keister and do something about it.
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Surging onto the floor to call a second-half timeout, WSU coach Ken Bone slipped and fell to the Hec Edmundson Pavilion deck, maybe the most celebrated pratfall in Seattle since Tommy Lasorda's keister hit the third-base coach's box at the 2001 All-Star Game at Safeco Field.
The Seattle Times
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It's an all-natural blend of minerals, herbs and oils to soothe your keister and make it kissably fresh.
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There are also a surprising number of people who wouldn't recognize a joke if it walked up and slapped them on the keister.
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I have to say, as pains in the keister go, this one is right up there.
James Napoli: Andy Rooney Returns to CBS for Segment on What a Pain in the Ass it Is to Be Dead
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In a memo from 1983, Roberts complains about how newspaper columnists focused on Ronald Reagan's memorable use of the word keister.
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As for the slate floors and dim lights, falling on your keister is a definite maybe.
Stephanie Gertler: Bruised Knee, Bruised Ego
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You'll rest your tired keister at night in some of the Alps most inviting resorts and inns.
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Maybe his new book will persuade experts (and mainstream journalists) to sit their keisters down in those chairs and see what actually goes on in those schools.
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Popping back and forth between computers is also a pain in the keister, and having the doc readily available from all computer terminals on the planet is quite sweet.
Easy is the new smart
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keister" the syndicate's constitution in his rectum, along with the master hit list which, by now, read fifty names long.
Undefined
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They make a flat keister plump and a plump rump irresistible.
Ashleigh Speidel: BOYS + ARROWS' Catwalkable Bathing Suits
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Those of you wandering around the base better get your keisters down there.
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Wait till her fat keister is sitting at this desk," he once said (except he didn't say "keister").
Julie Farby: No-Name Bush Speechwriter's "Tell-All" Magnum Opus Will Save Journalism!
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At the very least the company made sure all our keisters were comfortable with thick foamy pads while watching the show.
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Well, all of ya'll sittin’ around on your keisters, you're irking me if you're not taking advantage of our National Parks.
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Atlanta players who attempted to show assertive self-dignity were silenced or knocked on their keisters.
